Ha Wolski: a blonde takes her two children to disenyland and she got half way and she saw a sign which sai "disney land left" so she turned round and went home...i find tht funny.more of a blonde joke really... xx...Show more
Shan Lanen: what did mickey mouse say to the camre?
Russel Gajate: Disneyland Jokes
Mark Villifana: nope
Geraldo Mccalla: (i got this off a site, lol i don't have kids)My kids love going on the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long. "Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."Why can't cinderella play soccer?cuz she always runs away from the ball. :]Why did Snow White stand in front of the Photo Supply Company on Main Street??Because someday her prints will come! :]Why can't planes land where peter pan lives?Because it is Never land! :]hope you enjoyed them.! ...Show more
Vernon Martorana: I don't know any sorry I can't help you on that one and I am always helping someone.
Filiberto Ranalli: Why doesn't China have a Disneyland?Cause no one would be able to ride the rides.(because they are generally short and there are height limits.)...Show more
Kris Bozelle: i wish i did that would be great
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